Bill Gates Runs Like a Girl

A person would think that if they were the richest person in the ENTIRE WORLD, they might to be able to hire somebody to instruct them on a basic running technique. Mr. William Gates aka UberDork Emeritus made that mistake when he eagerly kind of "fluttered" onto stage at the Xbox 360 launch. He ran like a little school girl. I know this is kind of old news but I didn't hear of this until I checked out the "Bill Gates Runs Like a Girl" video off of the Attack of the Show Website.

"Bill Gates Runs Like a Girl." Watch the Video Watch Steve Jobs diss Bill Gates.

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Martin Lawrence, GO AWAY ALREADY!

Why oh why is there a Big Momma's House 2 movie coming out. Will someone stop writing checks to Martin Lawrence? He isn't worth anymore than what he was making when he was on his self-titled narcissistic show.

Now take the Bad Boys movies--we all know that Will Smith, a very versatile entertainer, carried his black ass through both of those movies. Sure, Martin works okay in these as comic relief but only in small doses.

Why am I ragging on Martin Lawrence? Well I think he is annoying and I wouldn't lose any sleep over never hearing his squeaky voice or some buttnugget trying to say, "Damn, Gina!" as a sad attempt at an impersonation. We know that certain voice can only have came from something that is evil.

I have not seen Big Momma's House and I do not plan on seeing Big Momma's House 2. I think Martin Lawrence is an ass clown. The only reason that a Big Momma's House 2 is coming out 6 years later, is that the original only cost some $30 million to make and grossed $117 million in profit. With the way the movie industry has been, I guess Fox thought it was a good time to go with a proven method no matter what deep dark evil they may release onto cold celluloid.

And...Black Knight?...National Security?...Rebound?...Did you see these movies? I didn't see them....not in the theatres....not on DVD...not...um...never...nope...never saw these. And it looks like most of America and the rest of the moviegoing world did not see them. There is some justice left. Hail Ritter Jamal!

I wish I could talk like Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey is this news guy who is spills national headlines through out the day on one of my local AM news stations. I wish I could talk like him sometimes but not all the time. His voice is very original, it sounds like what a dying mule would say if it could talk...but for some reason I wish Paul was telling me the news right now. I am sure this guy has a storied history in radio journalism...but I just don't feel like looking any of it up. So I will give him a nod for at least sounding like an important person. Paul Harvey...your voice makes all the other voices jealous.

The Google "Miserable Failure" rumor is true

Today, while at work, a fellow co-worker of mine showed this to me. If you go to Google and type in "miserable failure" (quotes not needed) and the hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" instead of just Search a page that displays George W. Bush's biography off of the White House website. I am not sure why this happens every time. I have tried it a couple of times but it always holds true.

Could this have something to do with the Government requesting that Google release what people search for? I understand that the Patriot Act was put into effect to help protect American citizens from terrorism. But where does it draw the line? We are losing are freedoms and our privacy by politicians who bend the original intent of the Patriot Act to their liking.

I feel that the Patriot Act needs to be revised or the Supreme Court should do something about it. Our country's checks and balances are out of whack. I was just watching the Colbert Report and Stephen Colbert commented that checks and balances means that when you checked the box to vote for Bush, you gave him all the balance. I am not sure when we will be given our privacy back, but as it stands now, it seems all the Patriot Act has done is take away our civil liberties.